"I'm really strong and I know lots of cool moves... but still I'm not a Kung Fu master!"
"The Pharoah was really mean and made all the Jews work really hard building towers out of chopped nuts and apples."
Me: "BWAHAHAh-- er, *ahem*, babe, you know the haroset is metaphorical? That means it's supposed to remind us of the building materials, not that
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